Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:09:01
My damn...
1:09:04
My arm hit my jacket...
1:09:06
and my jacket flew open.
1:09:09
And they gonna say I had a gun
'cause my jacket...

1:09:11
I did have a gun.
1:09:13
That's true. I did.
1:09:15
But I ain't have it
to hurt nobody.

1:09:17
I just have it 'cause I'm by myself.
I didn't know if somebody would jump me.

1:09:21
Bang-bang-bang-bang.
Trigger tai chi.

1:09:23
I didn't know. You know.
1:09:25
But I wasn't trying
to hurt nobody.

1:09:28
Next thing you know...
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when they saw that gun.
these motherfuckers loaded up.

1:09:33
Every one of them... the firemen.
ambulance. Everybody pulled out guns.

1:09:36
Yes. Sir. And I heard somebody yell.
"Nigger with gun! Nigger with gun!"

1:09:41
They got ready to fire.
1:09:42
I passed out like a motherfucker.
1:09:47
Somebody done fucked around
and sold me the ooh-wee.

1:09:54
I passed the fuck out. Y'all.
1:09:57
And I'm on the motherfuckin'...
1:10:00
I wake up. I don't know.
ten minutes. Fifteen...

1:10:03
I wasn't countin' time.
1:10:07
And they had me on a gurney...
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with cameramen and everybody
in my fuckin' face...

1:10:12
flashing pictures
for y'all to see on the news.

1:10:16
Then they put me in a...
in a paddy wagon...

1:10:21
slash-ambulance.
1:10:25
They want to show
that they cared...

1:10:28
but I'm lunchin'. So they're gonna
take me to jail or some shit.

1:10:31
So they're ready to take me to jail.
but I'm in there talking shit...

1:10:35
singing on the bed. Or the gurney.
laying there singing shit.

1:10:38
That just didn't sound right..."We're
gonna have to take you to the precinct."

1:10:42
And I'm lunchin' and shit.
and I say...

1:10:45
"Monkeys like to play volleyball."
1:10:50
I'm laying there...
1:10:51
"Pit bulls like to wear Jordans."
1:10:55
That's when they realized
I was sicker than they thought.

1:10:58
They said. "He's got something
in his system that got him sick-witted.


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