1:26:00
It's where your piss goes.
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One day I tried to get up
and forgot I couldn't walk...
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and the whole piss tank fell.
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I ring the bell.
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"I dropped my piss!"
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So the nurse came in.
and the nurse was fine.
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She was so fine.
you'd go. "Goddamn!"
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She cleaned up the piss.
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This fine. Professional woman
started cleaning up the piss.
1:26:30
She talked to me and said. "Don't be
embarrassed. This is gonna happen.
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But if you think you have to go to
the bathroom or want to try to get up...
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ring your bell and I'll help you.
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But don't try to get up.
all right?"
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I said. "Thank you."
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But I forgot.
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Tried it. Piss everywhere.
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"I dropped my piss."
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"Mr. Lawrence. Don't try to get up.
Just ring your bell.
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That's what I'm here for."
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Then one day I was looking at
something on TV. And I laughed.
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And I shitted on myself.
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It was that borderline...
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It was just really
all soft shit...
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because I only had
liquids in me.
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It just smeared
all around my fuckin' thigh...
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and it was stinkin'
like a motherfucker.
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I was gonna ring the bell. And I said.
"I can't call that fine motherfucker.
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I can't tell that fine motherfucker
that I done shitted on myself.
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I can't tell her.
I know she got a fine friend...
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that know a fine friend.
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All the fine ones
gonna know I shitted."
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I couldn't do it. I'm holding my nose.
I couldn't take it no more.
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It was cuttin' through
my passages.
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"I shitted on myself."
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And this fine woman...