Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:29:06
Now. Man...
1:29:08
that was a beautiful thing
for them to do... for her to do.

1:29:12
After that. I shitted maybe
seven more times. I would say.

1:29:16
Went from hard shit to doodle balls.
all kinds of shit.

1:29:19
Shit with corn in it.
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And she cleaned it up.
1:29:23
About the tenth doo-doo.
she was madder than a motherfucker.

1:29:26
All that professional
went out the window.

1:29:29
"All right. Mr. Lawrence!
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Now. This shit
don't make no sense!

1:29:34
You too grown for this shit!
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You been in this hospital all this time. And
you ain't worked your fuckin' muscles yet?

1:29:40
Shittin' all over the place.
That's just not cute.

1:29:43
And you gonna act like you wanna get
with me. I don't want no shitty man.

1:29:48
Talkin' about 'Martin! Martin! '
Should be Shitty Martin."

1:29:55
Scared me so bad.
I just stopped shittin' for a while.

1:29:59
Didn't do nothin'.
1:30:00
I think she quit after that. They said
she was gone. Couldn't find her nowhere.

1:30:04
Said she couldn't take the shit
off Martin no more. She was tired of it.

1:30:09
I think I shitted one more time.
and I just sat in that.

1:30:12
"I will not tell nobody."
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And the whole room was funky.
1:30:16
It was so stinky. "Fuck it.
My pride won't let me tell nobody.

1:30:21
'Cause I don't want them
to get angry with me no more."

1:30:23
I tied a pillowcase around my head
and around my nose...

1:30:27
and cut out the eyes.
1:30:28
I was in there looking like
a shitty superhero.

1:30:41
And then they motherfuckin'
came in the room and shit.

1:30:45
You know. They could smell.
'cause it was messing up the hospital.

1:30:48
They thought they was gonna
have to quarantine the hospital.

1:30:50
They found it was me sittin' in shit.
and I started blaming people.

1:30:54
I was in denial.
1:30:56
"There's a serial shitter
going around.

1:30:59
He broke in
and put the drawers on me.


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