:05:08
You guys lost?
:05:09
We're looking for somebody: Longfellow Deeds.
:05:12
ls that Deeds' first name?
:05:14
lf the Deeds you're referring to
is Longfellow Deeds...
:05:17
...then yes, that is Deeds' first name.
:05:19
I don't know Deeds' first name. Maybe it's Greg.
:05:22
-Maybe it's Longfellow.
-Maybe.
:05:25
But I don't know. I know another guy
named Greg. You want me to call him?
:05:28
No! Thank you.
Please, just tell us where Deeds lives.
:05:31
All right, don't get all hyperactive.
I'll take you straight to him.
:05:41
Step right in, fellows.
:05:46
-He lives at a pizzeria?
-You can't live in a pizzeria.
:05:49
He lives upstairs. He owns it.
:05:51
Excuse me. ls Mr. Deeds around?
:05:53
No, I'm sorry, he's out making deliveries.
The regular delivery guy called in sick.
:05:58
-But you don't look too sick, Murph.
-I forgot I was faking sick today.
:06:03
-You two tricked me into coming here.
-Murph, put on an apron and give me a hand.
:06:08
You guys played me like a fiddle. Touché!
:06:12
ls Mrs. Deeds around?
:06:14
Mrs. Deeds?
I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.
:06:17
-Do you know when he'll be back?
-Before lunch is out. Today's Card Day.
:06:21
-Card Day?
-Deeds writes greeting cards.
:06:23
Every Monday, he tries out a few
and then he chooses one...
:06:27
...and sends it to one of the big card companies.
:06:29
Now, he hasn't sold any yet, but...
:06:31
...he will.
:06:34
You guys need anything else here?
:06:36
"To my sweetheart
:06:38
"I love you completely, with all my soul
:06:41
"Without you I'm nothing, a butterless roll"
:06:45
That's good.
:06:47
Like that, gentlemen?
:06:49
Hallmark said it showed potential,
which is pretty cool.
:06:52
-Longfellow Deeds?
-Just call me Deeds, pal.
:06:54
Easy with that Longfellow stuff.
:06:57
Chuck Cedar, CEO.
:06:58
Cecil Anderson, General Counsel of Blake Media.