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-Have we met?
-Not unless you have a sick kid.
:31:03
You're a very important man
in this town now, Mr. Deeds.
:31:06
I don't know about that.
:31:08
I sing at the Metropolitan Opera...
:31:09
...and Blake Media contributes
50 percent of our budget.
:31:13
So, on behalf of the opera:
:31:15
"Thank you"
:31:22
That was awesome!
:31:23
You shouldn't thank me, though.
You should thank my great-uncle.
:31:27
He was an interesting man.
:31:28
I served on the board
of the Guggenheim with him.
:31:30
Really? I'm not sure what that is,
but good luck with it.
:31:34
I'd love to write a piece on you
for The New Yorker.
:31:37
What's The New Yorker?
:31:40
lt's a magazine.
:31:42
With essays, witty cartoons.
:31:45
I read the Mandrake Falls Gazette
and they got some cartoons in there also.
:31:49
You know who's a riot? That Beetle Bailey guy.
:31:51
He's always wearing his hat and doing his thing.
:31:54
But it is an honor to meet
a real writer like you, George.
:31:57
I've been trying
to get my stuff published for years...
:32:00
...but Hallmark is one tough cookie to crack.
:32:02
-Hallmark?
-He writes greeting cards.
:32:05
-I try.
-You must share one with us.
:32:08
-I don't know about that, Mr. French.
-Who's Mr. French?
:32:12
-Doesn't he look like Mr. French?
-I've never heard of him.
:32:15
Come on.
:32:16
All right, I'll give you one.
:32:18
This is a Mother's Day card I've been working on.
:32:20
"Mom, you are the one
who brought me to planet Earth
:32:25
"You are the one who suffered
through my 14-hour birth
:32:29
"You are the one who made lemonade for me
after I'd come back from play
:32:33
"I love you, Mom,
so have a wicked nice Mother's Day"
:32:37
Something like that.
:32:39
-An instant classic!
-"Genius, genius, genius"
:32:43
Do you write your poems with a crayon?
:32:49
lt's amazing!
:32:51
I see why you brought me here.
To goof on me, huh?
:32:55
-Don't be silly, Deeds.
-Pipe down, George.
:32:58
I may seem funny to you,
but if you came to Mandrake Falls...