:14:02
- Who are you?
- Don't you recognize me?
:14:06
I don't know you.
:14:07
Oh, come off it!
You're just like all the rest:
:14:10
A quickie, then so long!
:14:13
- A quick what?
- What?
:14:15
- I don't remember...
- You promised to marry me.
:14:19
Well, it's very simple:
I'm filing a complaint.
:14:23
You'll soon know what hit you!
:14:25
You forgot your promise,
but you won't forget me!
:14:29
I can promise you that!
:14:31
- Did it work?
- You bet!
:14:36
A ticket inspector wife
has many advantages:
:14:38
First of all,
she's almost always absent.
:14:41
The uniform is supplied.
:14:44
Oh, I nearly forgot:
when her husband dies,
:14:49
a ticket inspector can
:14:51
transport the body for free
anywhere in the USSR
:14:54
to have him buried.
:14:59
Are you pulling my leg?
:15:02
You are! You bastards!
:15:13
When economic growth slows down,
:15:15
you get a recession.
:15:21
If I understand correctly,
young man,
:15:23
by an inefficient economy,
:15:26
you're implying
the Socialist economy.
:15:29
I just solved a theoretical problem.
It's mathematics, not ideology.
:15:33
Don't be clever. According to you,
the Socialist economy isn't viable.
:15:37
What about Marxism-Leninism?
:15:41
Do you want to abolish that, too?