:27:02
Get him out of the house.
I dont allow dogs in here.
:27:05
But hes so sweet.
:27:09
Call the Humane Society.
Theyll have him put to sleep.
:27:11
Dont you think we should
put out some cheese and crackers?
:27:14
Theyre gonna be here
in 1 5 minutes.
:27:16
- Yeah, I know.
- Whos coming?
:27:19
Mom, you might want to put on
something more, you know.
:27:25
More what? More what?
:27:28
Whats going on?
:27:33
Whats happening?
:27:35
Sit down. Sit down, okay?
:27:37
Just sit.
Dont be nervous.
:27:39
Someone very important is coming over,
and hes bringing his wife.
:27:44
If he likes me,
hes gonna get me into Stanford.
:27:46
- Theyre coming over now?
- Theyll be here in a couple minutes.
:27:49
The house is a mess,
and Bob is bleeding.
:27:54
You cant expect me to drop everything
and entertain these strangers.
:27:58
Drop what?
What were you doing?
:28:01
Look. This is my last chance
to get into Stanford.
:28:05
I know, honey,
and its not a good day for me.
:28:09
- I have to go to college.
- Why?
:28:11
Because thats what you do
after high school.
:28:14
Please dont do this to me.
Please dont sabotage me.
:28:18
Every time I try to depend on you,
you start acting like a total lunatic.
:28:31
Mom?
:28:35
Mom?
:28:37
Im sorry.
:28:39
So now Im a bad mother.
:28:41
Youre not.
Please just put on some clothes.
:28:44
I sacrificed a lot for you.
I sacrificed Damian for you.
:28:49
Your tennis instructor.
:28:51
He was beautiful and Serbian!
:28:53
When your father left,
I almost married him.
:28:55
And if I had, wed be living in a condo,
clipping coupons and eating lunch meat.