:26:07
There's a lot of stuff that I haven't--
There's certain things I need to--
:26:12
Yeah. I thought you said
you could look that stuff up.
:26:14
No. I mean, not this.
:26:16
You don't understand. I need
someone who knows what to say--
:26:19
I'm kidding you, Nick.
That's what college is for.
:26:22
You fiind some football player who needs
tutoring, and he helps you get girls.
:26:27
- You don't get it.
- I get it. I was 1 6 once, all right?
:26:31
What are you going to do
if you don't go to college?
:26:33
Design software.
Maybe work on simulation games.
:26:36
That's right. You're the computer whiz.
There is money in that.
:26:38
I already make money
setting up systems for people.
:26:40
I'm working on a web page
for Granddad for his research.
:26:43
What, the old man?
He's actually spending money?
:26:45
Yeah, good money too.
:26:47
It's funny, 'cause he yells
at his computer like it's a person.
:26:49
He's always going,
''That bitch ate my fiile.''
:26:51
- Or, ''She's playing hard to get.''
- You spend a lot of time there?
:26:55
Yeah, nowadays.
:26:56
I go over after school, and he
comes over and eats dinner with us.
:26:59
Wait a minute.
He eats dinner with you and Susan?
:27:03
Sure. Since Grandma died,
there's no one taking care of him.
:27:07
Even after they split up,
she went over every day to cook dinner.
:27:10
I mean, every single day.
She was nuts.
:27:19
Yeah, she was nuts.
:27:24
So, Nick.
:27:28
You need some help with the ladies?
:27:33
All right. Here we go.
Get this straight.
:27:36
Sex is everywhere, okay?
It is all around us.
:27:40
It's not some distant destination.
It's not Everest.
:27:43
It is right here.
You have to attune yourself to it.
:27:47
You have to bring yourself
into alignment.
:27:49
You have to fiind
the zone, Nick. Okay?
:27:51
Do that, and I promise you
a whole world will open up.
:27:55
Look at me. I walk around
in a state of total receptivity.
:27:59
- I'm like a fucking lightning rod.
- All right. Fine. What do I do?