:39:00
Loss of inhibition is crucial
to your success tonight, okay?
:39:04
Alcohol has been a social lubricant
for thousands of years.
:39:06
You think you're gonna sit here tonight
and reinvent the wheel? Please.
:39:15
All right. Now, you did one
very good thing. You lied.
:39:20
You made something up.
Keep that part of your brain working.
:39:24
We get those girls over here, your fiirst
instinct is gonna be to open up.
:39:27
To tell the truth.
Fight it!Just keep it interesting.
:39:31
Play up your novelty.
You're a 1 6-year-old in a bar.
:39:34
Why? ''My father owns the bar.''
You got a month to live.
:39:38
You're an actor researching--
I don't know. Improvise.
:39:41
Next, check the time.
What time is it?
:39:44
It's about 7:02.
:39:45
- Do you have a MedicAlert bracelet?
- No, it's instructions.
:39:49
I'm having my body cryogenically frozen
if I die prematurely.
:39:59
All right. Leave it.
It's spastic enough to be charming.
:40:01
So, the time. 7:00.
:40:04
We've got nine hours
until closing time. An eternity.
:40:08
Look at me, Nick,
and answer me this question.
:40:10
All right.
:40:13
Who is the greatest basketball player
in the history of the game?
:40:18
- Do you mean ever?
- Come on. This is easy.
:40:22
- Michael Jordan?
- Michael Jordan.
:40:24
Why was he the greatest?
Because he paced himself.
:40:26
Because he always
had something left at the fiinish.
:40:29
Magic Johnson called it ''winning time.''
See those guys over there?
:40:35
Yeah. Those guys think
they're kicking ass.
:40:38
Believe me, it is early.
:40:40
We are a long way from winning time,
so pay attention.
:40:42
- Okay.
- You say you want it.
:40:44
If you really wanted it...
:40:47
you'd be in here, suffering the tortures
of the damned with those guys.
:40:50
- What?
- There's a big difference between...
:40:53
being horny and being willing
to put in the time night after night--
:40:56
I want it. Okay? I go to high school.
You don't think that's torture?