:50:02
- Yeah.
- What do you think happened, Nick?
:50:06
My mom's a lot older than Roger.
Like nine years.
:50:09
You must have been quite
the little surprise, Roger.
:50:12
A nine-year gap doesn't necessarily mean
an unplanned pregnancy.
:50:16
But, apparently, I did come
as a bit of a surprise.
:50:19
Really? I didn't know that.
:50:21
That doesn't explain why you
and your sister don't get along.
:50:23
Let's just say
we don't have much in common.
:50:27
My mom says that when Roger was little,
he could talk himself out of anything.
:50:30
He never got in trouble,
even when he got caught.
:50:33
- She called him ''Roger Dodger.''
- That's perfect for you.
:50:37
There's nothing wrong with a high
verbal ability. Nick's got it too.
:50:41
I wanna be like Granddad.
He almost never talks.
:50:43
But when he does,
everyone kind of leans forward.
:50:45
You know, my dad's like that.
:50:47
The difference being that what
my father has to say is usually...
:50:50
some variation on,
''Get me another scotch.''
:50:52
- Like father, like son?
- No, like daughter.
:50:55
- I get my--
- Whose daughter?
:50:56
- What do you mean, ''like daughter?''
- No joke.
:50:59
Mom keeps a bottle in the
laundry basket. She has for years.
:51:05
- Oh, God, Nick.
- That's awful.
:51:06
She's not a wreck or anything.
She's just-- What do you call it?
:51:10
- High-functioning.
- Yeah. That's Susan all right.
:51:12
She's always functioned
at a high level.
:51:14
- She's just really high, you know?
- How can you joke about that?
:51:18
You can joke about anything
that has to do with yourself.
:51:21
It's a basic human right.
Isn't that right, Nick?
:51:24
I think that's constitutional
or something.
:51:27
Freedom of speech.
Freedom to joke.
:51:30
You know what?
I need the ladies' room.
:51:33
Let's let the boys discuss
these new revelations.
:51:35
- Good idea.
- I don't-- All right.
:51:37
All right.
:51:40
Be careful.
We'll be waiting.
:51:44
Are you sure you want
to get laid tonight?
:51:46
I thought you would
like to know that.
:51:48
I am not the one
who is here to learn.
:51:50
For most of us,
this is a forgetting place.
:51:52
- All right?
- We were talking about Granddad.
:51:54
- I fiigured--
- You felt qualifiied to jump in...
:51:56
and expound
on that particular topic?
:51:58
That's right. I'm sorry.
:51:59
You're an expert on that subject now.
You guys are joined at the fucking hip.