1:37:04
Girls.
1:37:07
Young women.
1:37:11
Female human beings.
1:37:15
Female hearts
beating beneath...
1:37:18
those tight sweaters.
1:37:20
Feminine blood
coursing through their veins.
1:37:23
Living, breathing girls.
1:37:29
What are you young men in the
prime of your lives doing about this?
1:37:32
I'm doing plenty.
1:37:34
- Yeah? You're getting plenty of action?
- Oh, yeah.
1:37:36
He has to beat 'em off
with a stick.
1:37:37
Unfortunately, I'm not talking about
''whack-off.com,'' okay?
1:37:42
I'm talking about
the girls in this room.
1:37:45
I'm talking about communicating.
1:37:47
I'm talking about engaging.
1:37:49
I'm talking about
standing up from this...
1:37:53
guys-only, Star Trek-convention,
frankly, homoerotic little group...
1:37:59
and introducing yourself
to one of these girls.
1:38:01
Yeah, but I always get so nervous.
1:38:03
Why? There's nothing at stake.
1:38:05
If there was a chance of you
actually getting laid...
1:38:08
then you'd have
a reason to be nervous.
1:38:09
Try working someone in a bar
for three hours...
1:38:11
and then you gotta close the deal
right before last call.
1:38:15
That's pressure. Okay?
1:38:18
You guys can treat this
like it's a warm-up.
1:38:21
You're trying to fiind your style.
So you get nervous?
1:38:24
Maybe you're the nervous guy.
Maybe that's your hook.
1:38:27
So go ahead and blush.
Stutter all you want.
1:38:31
Show her
how she makes you feel.
1:38:33
Think of it. You're combining
honesty and flattery.
1:38:35
- That's lethal.
- Yeah, but...
1:38:37
you can't let a girl know
how nervous you are.
1:38:40
You gotta let her know
you're in control, right?
1:38:44
''In control''?
Who is this guy?
1:38:46
You're in high school. You don't
control any-- Look at your face.
1:38:48
Look at what you're eating,
for Christ's sake.
1:38:51
Look at that shirt.
1:38:53
In control.
1:38:55
All right.
1:38:57
Who's the one you guys
are all desperate to talk to?
1:38:59
Angela.