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Jon-a-ton! Jon-a-ton! Jon-a-ton!
:10:19
Jonathan.
:10:21
They're waiting.
:11:03
Hailing from the wide-open plains ofTexas,
a former rodeo champion...
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...and first-round draft pick by
the prestigious National Hockey League...
:11:11
...back in the States.
Considered the next Wayne Gretzky...
:11:14
...he refused a king's ransom from the NHL
to play here in a real man's league.
:11:20
The Red Horsemen's sure bet
for Rookie of the Year...
:11:22
...who kills his stubble each morning
with a Wilkinson Sword Tri-flex.
:11:27
Here he is, your very own...
:11:30
...Jonathan Cross.
:11:53
Please, my friends, sit down. Have a seat.