Sex Is Comedy
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Because they see the scene
as they'd direct it.

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As something dirty.
As if I didn't exist!

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Whereas I like purity.
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But the dunghill kind.
Or it's not purity, it's dumb.

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But where they have a point is,
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no one faults you
for a bad restaurant scene.

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you were in a lousy movie,
doesn't matter!

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But your ass,
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in a sex scene, is your ass!
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And they always
trigger the hostilities!

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Always...
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Let's hit the sack.
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You know, I think they have
to hate me to act well.

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Once they don't care if I love them,
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they can face my look,
my judgment,

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without being afraid
to disappoint me.

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I'll go up to him,
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I'll stand in front of him
and stare at him.

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so he understands it's my right.
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So he sees he can't dodge me,
or the role.

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There's a lot of lines.
A guy can't get it up just like that.

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So we had a fake one made.
to ease things!

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But he could have said:
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"l can't get it up for your film".
Rather than have a cast made.

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To think I didn't dare ask him!
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Yes, you palmed it off on me,
as usual!

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And he accepted meekly,
as if it was normal.

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Actors amaze me.
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But for the girl,
I think it's much better.

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The fact that it's not
a real cock is more... reassuring.

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Really? You think
it's more politically correct?

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Yes.

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