Sex Is Comedy
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When I wrote it.
the scene made sense.

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Last night, I reread it
and it fell apart.

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I reread it 15 times!
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Nothing, it meant nothing!
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Come here!
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You be the girl!
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I know what boys do...
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They're totally predictable.
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The girl's the answer.
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So first I have to know what he'll
do.

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It's the body movements,
never the words.

:59:42
Words are lies. bodies are truth.
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Now I have to invent the truth.
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She's lying on the bed...
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She puts an arm on her forehead,
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you're dreaming, open-eyed...
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He's undressing,
but you don't want to know it.

1:00:37
Her feet are together...
Yes, together.

1:00:43
That's not together, that's crossed.
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Now he can do what girls like...
nothing...

1:00:48
Remember, she's a virgin!
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Surrender! Or he'll look dumb
with his ass sticking out.

1:00:57
That's no good...
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No, girls let boys do things.

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