:16:00
lt's a flyer for some new
reality-TV cop show.
:16:09
-l got to be part of this.
-Thought you wanted to be a detective.
:16:14
l'm a cop
and l'm a professional actor.
:16:17
Your career consists of a few lines
on an episode of Diagnosis Murder.
:16:22
All l need is the right part
and l'll get my big break.
:16:26
Know how old Sam Jackson was
when he got his break? He was 42.
:16:30
Okay, but he's got, gosh,
what's that thing called? Talent.
:16:35
l'm talented. l ain't no Sam Jackson,
but l'm talented.
:16:39
Your partner will be Mitch Preston.
We know who'd wear the cuffs there.
:16:44
He nailed the other lead?
:16:46
He's front-page news.
Everybody's talking about him.
:16:49
l'd blow his old ass off the screen
every night.
:16:53
You crazy? Mitch Preston, please!
:16:55
l said, ""Do you wanna take your feet
off the desk?""
:17:00
Get your feet off the desk.
Where's Lazy Boy?
:17:03
My client's taking the Fifth.
He's the victim here.
:17:07
Got yourself a pricey lawyer.
Had to sell a lot of TVs for that.
:17:12
-Who's paying?
-That's privileged information.
:17:15
The captain needs to see you
when you're done.
:17:19
He's done. Come on, ReRun.
This interview is over.
:17:23
-We don't talk, we walk.
-For now.
:17:29
-Do you want me to start filming?
-Yeah, everything you see. Perfect.
:17:34
Oh, my God.
:17:36
This place is so depressing.
lt looks like a tomb.
:17:40
Well, you wanted reality.
:17:42
We need a reality change.
This is hideous.
:17:46
l'm not doing it.
Let them follow somebody else.
:17:50
They don't want anyone else.
You the man of the hour.
:17:54
-All l did was shoot a video camera.
-You made us look like savages.
:17:59
-The network is suing for $ 1 0 million.
-What?