Showtime

1:00:02

lt's all right. He cannot touch me.

1:00:05

Not this time, but next time
l'll drag you out of here in cuffs.

1:00:11

You see, l told you.

1:00:13

They are a joke.

1:00:16

Right?

1:00:27

-lt's a joke. lt's a Showtime joke.
-Showtime.

1:00:39

That's great TV!

1:00:50

We can take this car and meet girls
who wouldn't normally look at us.

1:00:55

Yeah, l'll pass.

1:00:57

You gotta go whip up
some dinner plates?

1:01:00

-Why don't you stop the car?
-All right, l'll leave you alone.

1:01:11

-What's this, your picture and résumé?
-Those are my 8-by-1 0s.

1:01:15

l just want to look.

1:01:17

All these special skills
must come in handy, huh?

1:01:20

l've never. . .

1:01:22

. . .never met a. . .

1:01:24

. . .mime. ls that it? Mime?

1:01:27

Yeah, l'm a mime. l mime.

1:01:29

l'm curious about these movies:
Beach Party Bonzo?

1:01:33

Yes, it's a semi-independent film.
Very low-budget, semi-independent.

1:01:38

Planet Gorthon, 3 1 A.D. ?

1:01:42

Kind of light porn,
but l don't even want to go into it.

1:01:46

You try out for the Village People?

1:01:50

-l'm adding pottery to that list.
-Don't knock pottery.

1:01:54

Of all the things a man can do,
why would somebody throw a pot?