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:09:05
Good luck.
I mean that.

:09:09
What you just saw was cheating.
:09:11
Now I've got the questions, and
all my roommate needs are the answers.

:09:15
I just don't wanna get sloppy 600s.
:09:17
I told you,Jeff...
:09:18
you gotta work through gay porn
before they let you set foot in hetero.

:09:23
- Fellas.
- Really?

:09:24
Dave, is this true? You have to do gay
porn before you work in straight porn?

:09:28
- True.
- What a dirty, despicable business.

:09:31
- How'd it go?
- It went well.

:09:32
I slipped in, I slipped out.
It was beautiful.

:09:37
- I was fuckin' invisible. Relax.
- You're sure?

:09:39
Yeah, I was invisible.
:09:41
Guys, this is like child's play.
A baby could do this work.

:09:45
Don't get flashy, Karl.
:09:47
Nothing higher than an A-minus,
or we dock you.

:09:49
Look, I'm just saying--
:09:51
We pay you because you do phenomenal
work, so fill out that physics test.

:09:56
Maybe you wouldn't need someone
to fill out every test form...

:09:59
if you stopped smoking these doobies,
smack joint heads.

:10:02
Don't be so smug, Karl.
There's a lot here you don't know about.

:10:07
No. That does not agree with me.
:10:12
Okay, harumph, it's over--
I saw that.

:10:15
Flip me off one more time,
I'm taking away the test.

:10:18
Pass 'em toyour left.
To your left!

:10:22
Quickly.
:10:24
And you may leave.
I don't wanna see you anymore.

:10:28
Enjoy your vacation.
:10:47
Okay, the test is over.
We're done here.


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