:15:00
Urban legend, ham sandwich.
Game over.
:15:07
So how come you never told me
you grew up on a farm?
:15:11
There's not much to tell.
:15:15
My mom took me away when I was a boy.
:15:17
Something about that farm
we couldn't agree on.
:15:20
- What?
- My father.
:15:23
Huh? 150 bucks? Are you crazy?
:15:25
Hey, never criticise a man
until you walked a mile in his shoes.
:15:29
Then you can criticise him, cos you're a
mile away and you got his fuckin' shoes!
:15:34
Talking of which -
hey, Carl, are we there yet?
:15:37
Yo, lan. Like I know!
:15:41
Mac, any of this
look familiar to you? Vaguely?
:16:28
Open the door, already!
Daddy's gotta pee!
:16:34
Oh, wow.
:16:37
I'm ready to pick
a little cotton for master, y'all.
:16:40
- Got something against farm people?
- No.
:16:42
Besides the fact that they lynched
my ancestors, smell like cow shit,
:16:46
have sex with their cousins,
invented country music,
:16:50
and they have two first names,
like Bobby Joe, Billy Jean.
:16:54
- God.
:16:56
- Oh, man, my hay fever.
- That is so nasty!