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George!
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Knock it off!
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I just patched the last hole!
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All right.
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Now, we're here to read
the last will and testament
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of Lucy Watkins.
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So, here goes.
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Oh, "first off, I'd like
to thank you all for coming.
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"though if there was a blizzard,
I understand.
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"Now, I don't want
any crying.
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"People should
enjoy themselves.
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So, Barb, why don't you pour
a round of Wild Turkey on me."
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Pass it around.
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Here ya go.
:15:02
What's with Sasquatch?
:15:04
Zip your lip.
:15:06
That's Thunder Jack.
:15:07
They call him that
:15:08
'cause he got hit by thunder.
:15:09
Twice!
:15:11
You can't get hit by thunder.
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Now, pay attention.
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"Now, I led a simple life
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"so don't expect too many
goodies to be bequeathed.
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"First, to Peter Yellowbear
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"my neighbor and fellow snow golfer
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I leave my lucky putter."
:15:32
But don't expect it
to improve your game."
:15:36
"Next...
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"to Barb
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"my dear friend
and boss
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"I give my shearling coat...
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"which kept me warmer
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than any man ever did."
:15:48
You don't have to talk to it
in the morning.
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"And
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"to my son