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and I've twisted my ankle
three times today!

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W-Why are you
wearing heels?

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We're in college.
No one's wearing heels.

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Heels are out, man --
last year. Hello.

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Dude, they make my legs
look slimmer.

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I have a fat ass.
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No, you don't.
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Yes, I do!
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No, you don't.
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Look, relax.
It's gonna be okay.

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No, it's not gonna be
okay.

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Look at this.
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Ugh, dude.
Man, that is nasty, dude.

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Oh, Jesus.
Uh, what is that?

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I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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Adina, those are the worst
ingrown hairs I've ever seen.

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Any of you girls
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have any heavy-flow
maxi pads I could borrow?

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I soaked through
an entire box this morning,

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and I had to use a whole
roll of toilet paper and --

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Um...I used the last one.
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Sorry.
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I gotta go.
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Bye.
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That poor girl.
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I mean, she's so big.
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She's like Paul Bunyan, man.
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Do you have any idea
what this will do to us?

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Hmm?
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We're not supposed to know
about makeup or periods

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or self-esteem issues.
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You're not supposed to see
behind the curtain.

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Look, you go
to a restaurant, right?

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It's your favorite place.
You've been going there
for years.

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You order a bacon burger.
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You don't want to
see some guy slit
a pig's throat,

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toss it on top of
a dead cow -- no.

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You --
you just want to
enjoy your meal.

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I'm getting that tape.

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