:56:01
I see the web and it's a signature and I know Spiderman was here.
:56:04
The guy protects us. You know, he protects the people.
:56:07
Some kind o' freaky-loo or somethin'. Wakadoo.
:56:10
He stinks and I don't like him.
:56:12
Don't move!
:56:22
Guy with 8 hands. Sounds hot.
:56:25
He has those tights and tight little--
-Dresses like a spider, he looks like a bug
:56:30
We should all just give him one big hug
:56:34
look out here comes the Spiderman.
:56:43
Who is Spiderman?!
:56:45
He's a criminal, that's who he is.
:56:47
A vigilante.
A public menace.
:56:50
What's he doing on my front page?
:56:51
Mr. Jameson your wife is on line one she needs to know if--.
:56:54
Mr. Jameson there's a page six problem.
-We have a page one problem, shut up.
:56:57
-Well?!
-He's news.
:56:59
-These are really important clients they can't wait.
-They're about to.
:57:02
-He pulled six people off that subway car.
-Sure from a wreck he probably caused.
:57:05
Something goes wrong and this creepy-crawler is there.
Look at that, he's fleeing the scene. What's that tell you?
:57:09
He's not fleeing, he's probably going to
save somebody else. He's a hero!
:57:14
Then why's he wear a mask, hmm? What's he got to hide?
:57:17
She just needs to know if you want the chintz or the chanel in the dining room.
:57:19
Whichever one's cheaper.
:57:21
Mr. Jameson it's like this, we double-booked page six.
See so both Macy's and Conway's have three-quarters of the same page.
:57:27
-We sold out four printings.
-Sold out?
:57:30
Every copy.
:57:32
Tomorrow morning. Spiderman. Page one with a
decent picture this time. Move Conway to page seven.
:57:36
Make it page eight and give 'em 10 percent off. No make it 5 percent.
:57:39
-That can't be done --
-Get outta here!
:57:40
Problem is we don't have a decent picture.
:57:44
Eddie's been on it for weeks, we can barely get a glimpse of him.
:57:46
Aw, what is he, shy?
:57:48
We can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
:57:52
Put an ad on the front page. Cash money for a picture of Spiderman.
:57:56
He doesn't wanna be famous? Then I'll make him infamous!