:14:01
- Like a tarpaulin?
- No, just tarp.
:14:03
Who can't spell tarp, Duff?
:14:12
Duff? Don't you think you're
taking a little too much off the top?
:14:16
I know what I'm doing.
:14:18
I have to taper it so light reaches the
lower leaves during growing season.
:14:26
But what about this string?
:14:30
This string is a guide, John.
It's just a guide.
:14:35
- I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- Know what your problem is?
:14:39
You don't understand an oath is an
oath. You made an oath to your niece.
:14:43
No, I didn't.
:14:45
It was just an offhand remark.
:14:49
- How much money you got?
- 30,000.
:14:51
But that's for buying
Elaine a house.
:14:54
Right. Look, I'm your friend. I feel
like I can talk straight with you.
:15:00
Elaine, I like her. I like her a lot,
John. But she's a bitch!
:15:05
- She's a dirty, dumb bitch!
- Duff! Come on.
:15:08
There are more productive things to do
with money besides buying a house.
:15:13
- Such as?
- Such as...
:15:15
...putting it in a bag and
throwing it off a cliff.
:15:18
And that's just coming off
the top of my head.
:15:23
- I do know how you can get the money.
- How?
:15:31
You take $1000,
you go to the horse racetrack...
:15:34
...you put it on a 30-to-1.
- What's wrong with you?
:15:37
John, it's been done, man.
Kevin Darnell, remember him?
:15:41
He put money down, won,
and bought a used DeLorean.
:15:45
He crashed it and died, but
he did get money. It can happen.
:15:49
I was hoping for something just
this side of theoretically possible.
:15:54
You know any criminals?
:15:56
Because, you know,
criminals have lots of money.