:19:01
- Mom!
- Say hi to your folks, John.
:19:05
You have to forgive her.
:19:08
She's been going through empty nest
syndrome since I moved out.
:19:12
Moved out?
You're 20 feet from the house.
:19:15
Yeah. And I love the freedom.
:19:18
I could keep these beauties on
as late as I want.
:19:21
Great.
:19:25
John...
:19:28
I have a client.
:19:30
Lives over
in the Pembroke Hills Estates area.
:19:34
Guy's loaded. Last week,
I was just finishing up a job...
:19:40
But I thought I'd do one last round
of the property. You know, details?
:19:47
Inspection is important to me. Thought
I'd check out the whole interior.
:19:53
Although I'm an exterior landscaper,
John, I also do interior work.
:20:01
I was hungry, so I thought
I'd heat up a brick of cheese.
:20:09
I need my cheese!
:20:12
But, John,
I heard something upstairs...
:20:16
...and I thought,
"I should check this out. "
:20:19
So I went to look around and
I saw this painting on the wall...
:20:23
...and something didn't seem right
about it.
:20:26
And I touched it, and it moved.
:20:30
And behind the painting,
there was this safe.
:20:34
But I heard someone coming,
so I gracefully slipped out.
:20:41
But the best part, John,
is the safe...
:20:45
...it wasn't even locked.
- Nope.
:20:49
You turn this corner,
and it's the whole slippery slope.
:20:53
Your whole moral code
goes out the window. No way.
:20:56
Look. Is it moral to let some fat,
greasy man roll around naked...