:16:00
- All right meow, where were we?
- Are you saying "meow"?
:16:04
Am I saying "meow"?
:16:07
- I-I-I thought--
- Don't think, boy.
:16:09
- Meow, do you know
how fast you were going?
- [ Laughs ]
:16:13
Meow, what is so damn funny?
:16:15
I could have sworn
you said "meow."
:16:17
- Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
- [ Laughs ]
:16:21
Am I jumping around all
nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
:16:24
- No. No.
- Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer?
:16:26
- No.
- Do you see me eatin' mice?
:16:30
- [ Both Laughing ]
- Now you stop laughin' right meow.
:16:33
Yes, sir.
:16:35
Meow, I'm gonna have to
give you a ticket on this one.
:16:38
- But--
- No "buts" meow. That's the law.
:16:41
It's not so funny meow, is it?
:16:48
Meow!
:16:52
[ Rock ]
:16:59
Ooo-wee-ooh!
:17:02
Thanks for washing my car, Rook.
:17:07
- You know what this is?
- A chamois cloth?
:17:09
Ha! Lucky guess.
I just lost a buck...
:17:14
to myself.
:17:18
[ Laughing ]
:17:21
- Think that's funny, do you?
- Yeah, I do.
:17:24
Also heard something funny
about how you got suspended.
:17:27
Something about
a school bus full of kids?
:17:30
Oh, you heard that, did ya?
Let me tell you another
funny story, New Jack.
:17:35
Back in '7 4...
:17:37
the great Charlie Rich was
named Country Musician of the Year.
:17:40
Then in '75, he had to hand
the award off to the new one.
:17:43
And you know who that was?
:17:45
Mr. "Sunshine on
My Goddamn Shoulders,"
John Denver.
:17:49
- Really?
- Yeah. Can you believe it?
:17:51
- Wow!
- Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver.
:17:54
- Amazing.
- Yeah.
:17:56
Well, I'll be damaged
if Mr. Rich didn't pull out
his cigarette lighter...
:17:59
and light that award on fire
in front of everyone.