Super Troopers
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:40:02
What an asshole.
Got any I.D. on the corpse?

:40:06
Yeah. "Jane Doe."
Do you know her?

:40:09
[ Laughs ]
Oh, we're working on it.

:40:13
It's called
routine police work.

:40:15
Apparently,
she had a cartoon monkey
tattooed on her back.

:40:18
John Chimpo, I'm told.
:40:26
And those cannabis bags
in our truck...

:40:28
those stickers had
the same monkey logo.

:40:30
So we think there might be
some kind of connection.

:40:33
Are you suggesting
that a cartoon monkey is
bringing drugs into our town?

:40:38
- Look, I know
we don't like each other.
- I like you.

:40:42
Come on! I'm looking
for a little cooperation here.

:40:45
John Chimpo.
[ Clears throat ]

:40:48
- [ Feedback ]
- Hanson, could you round up,
uh, Johnny Chimpo...

:40:52
and, uh, Jerry Giraffe
and Arty the Alligator
and bring them in for a lineup.

:40:57
- Thanks, sweetie.
- Sounds like they're having fun.

:41:02
That's what happens when
you start hanging out
with a state trooper.

:41:04
We show you the funny.
:41:07
Well, where were we?
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Uh, you were laying
your best rap on me
and I was resisting.

:41:13
- But you were starting
to think about it.
- [ Chuckles ]

:41:15
- I told you.
I don't touch highway hog.
- Baby, I'm Sizzle Lean.

:41:19
I scratched your back, Bruce.
I scratched it good and hard.

:41:22
Now, either you scratch my back
or you're gonna get my size ten
boot up your ass!

:41:27
Desperation is
a stinky cologne, John.

:41:31
Let's see. You are an expendable
line item on a state spending bill.

:41:37
You have a station full
of crappy cops.

:41:39
I am about this far away
from having a bigger budget.

:41:43
And now, you come in here
talking about...

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monkey tattoos on some
drunk lady's tit like it's
a goddamn drug conspiracy.

:41:53
[ Chuckles ]
:41:55
Keep your bags packed, John.
Let us handle the real
police work, huh?


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