Sweet Home Alabama
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:15:02
and give me a divorce.
:15:09
Come on, Jake, I mean it.
The joke's over.

:15:12
Let's just finish this.
I've got a plane to catch.

:15:17
You're shittin' me, right?
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You know, I've never actually
understood that expression,...

:15:22
but, no,
I'm not "shitting" you.

:15:24
Look, it's even got these idiot-proof
tabs to make it easy.

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There's one copy for me,
one copy for you...

:15:31
and one copy for the lawyers.
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What? Speak!
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You show up here after 7 years...
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without so much as a "Hey, there,
Jake, remember me... your wife?"

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Or a "Hi, honey.
Lookin' good.

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How's the family?"
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You expect me to tell you
you look good?

:15:57
Did they run out of soap down at
the Piggly Wiggly since I left?

:16:00
They laugh at that up north
or wherever it is you been?

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You knew where I was.
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And don't even pretend you spent
all this time missing me.

:16:07
Oh, I missed you,
all right.

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But at this range,
my aim is bound to improve.

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Is that a threat?
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I've got a lawyer
who charges $350 an hour.

:16:16
He billed me every time
you sent these papers back.

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Well, I'm glad to see
you finally got the message.

:16:21
Shut up, Bear!
- Shut up, Bryant!

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What happened to Bear?
- He died.

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You weren't here.
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What are you doing?!
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Leavin'. You done it.
You should recognize the gesture.

:16:40
Could we just try to keep this
as civilized as possible?

:16:43
Please sign these papers
so I can go home.

:16:46
What do you know from home?
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Hell, I bet your folks don't
even know you're in town.

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That's my business.
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Honey, those people are
the only family you got.

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Don't you "honey" me, honey!
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Get your butt back in that car,
you drive over and see 'em,...


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