:56:07
Jake!
...buttons.
:56:11
No wonder we lost the war.
:56:16
Was that one of 'em?
:56:18
Melanie?
:56:21
What are you doin'
in a closet?
:56:24
Hi. Barry Lowenstein,
"New York Post."
:56:26
Miss Carmichael is just showing
me around the plantation.
:56:32
Uh, Mr. Lowenstein is writing
a piece on the family,
:56:35
you know, since I'm marrying
the mayor's son and all.
:56:38
I had no idea.
Isn't that something?
:56:46
Well, a plantation by any
other name is just a farm.
:56:49
But it does roll off the tongue
a little sweeter, doesn't it?
:56:53
Well, I do believe Miss Melanie
forgot her manners.
:56:57
I'm Bobby Ray... her cousin.
:57:02
Charmed.
:57:07
See, when the Yankees
marched through Alabama,...
:57:09
they tried to destroy
our metal-formin' capabilities...
:57:12
by placin' barrels of powder
underneath the anvils.
:57:14
Of course,
all that managed to do...
:57:16
was blow 'em sky-high
for a few seconds.
:57:19
So... in honor
of that act of stupidity,
:57:21
we all... we get together to
re-create it for the tourists.
:57:35
What the hell was that?!
:57:38
Hey, Grandpa!
This here's Barry!
:57:41
He's doin' an article
on Melanie's weddin'!
:57:44
Never heard of her.
:57:55
Thanks!