1:13:02
What's goin' on?
1:13:04
Oh, you know, I'm just, uh,
talkin' to Mel's fiance here.
1:13:09
Wonder if you might know
where she is.
1:13:12
Andrew Hennings.
You must be...
1:13:13
I'm Bobby Ray...
her, uh, cousin?
1:13:18
I see you've already met
Jake... her, uh...
1:13:22
Other cousin.
1:13:24
Family! God, it's great
to meet you both.
1:13:27
I think Melanie said
somethin' last night...
1:13:29
about, uh, visitin' her daddy
up at the... up at the battlefield.
1:13:32
The battlefield?
- You know us Southerners.
1:13:35
I mean, the minute the Confederacy
died, it became a moral issue.
1:13:38
Come on, I'll, uh, I'll
give you a ride up there.
1:13:42
That's great. Thank you.
All right. Nice meeting you.
1:13:54
So, who's...
Melanie... Smooter?
1:13:59
Local hero around here.
1:14:01
Why is that?
1:14:03
She blew up the bank.
1:14:04
And that made her a hero?
1:14:06
Well, notorious, anyway.
She was 10.
1:14:12
Fortunately, nobody was hurt...
except, maybe, the cat.
1:14:16
What cat?
1:14:18
The one with the dynamite
on its back.
1:14:21
She blew up a cat?
1:14:24
He was scheduled to die.
- From dynamite?
1:14:26
The vet said it had cancer,...
1:14:29
so Eldon thought it'd be put
in one of those chambers,...
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you know, the ones
that suck their lungs out.
1:14:35
Little Mel, she couldn't bear
the thought of that.
1:14:38
She, uh, she wanted
somethin' more humane.
1:14:40
Yeah, sure.
1:14:42
So, they were doing some
blastin' out by the new highway.
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So, we, uh, we took old Fuzz
up there, taped him up.
1:14:50
Used about 30 feet of fuse
just to be on the safe side,...
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said our prayers,
and ran like hell.
1:14:55
Of course.
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So, there we were, sittin' in
Virgie's Diner, feelin' pretty blue.