:06:06
What you reading?
:06:10
Catcher in the Rye.
:06:12
I'm named after it.
:06:15
What's your name,
Catcher?
:06:17
Holden.
:06:18
After Holden Caulfield.
:06:20
He's the main character.
:06:22
What's he do?
:06:24
He's put upon by society...
:06:27
the hypocrisy of the world.
:06:32
I notice that you're,
uh, not very social.
:06:35
I'm a writer, so...
:06:38
What do you write?
:06:39
Novels, plays,
screenplays...
:06:42
stories, poetry.
:06:46
That's good.
:06:47
Now Justine will be
right over with you.
:06:49
Where is she?
:06:50
Oh, I better go.
:06:57
W-What happens
at the end of your book?
:07:01
Oh, he has
a nervous breakdown...
:07:02
goes to
a mental hospital.
:07:08
Hmm.
:07:11
You don't get paid
to pick your crack.
:07:13
You get paid to work.
:07:15
I'm not sure
I can do makeovers.
:07:18
Oh, come on. A little
pancake, eyeliner...
:07:20
mascara,
rouge on the cheeks...
:07:22
and powder it up.
:07:23
And then you take
a moist tissue...
:07:25
roll it in a ball...
:07:26
and toss it
in their face.
:07:31
Geez Louise, I'm talking
to a tree stump, girl.
:07:33
Where are you?
:07:34
Sorry. I'm just
a little tired.
:07:36
I'm telling you...
:07:38
it's the food you eat,
Justine.
:07:39
Look at me... I am
10 years older than you...
:07:41
and I've got
10 times your energy.
:07:44
'Cause I don't eat meat,
and I don't eat dairy.
:07:47
It's probably why you can't
get pregnant, honey.
:07:50
Why you walk around
:07:51
with that hung-jaw look
on your face.
:07:53
It's the cheese
in your pizza
:07:55
and the chicken
in your salad.
:07:56
I've been to the doctor.
He says I'm fertile.
:07:59
Says I could repopulate
the entire planet.