1:26:01
It came as a shock to me...
1:26:04
...but I just talked to my wife,
Sue Mengers, and she says, well...
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...didn't I know she had a cock all the time?
I never knew it. I give you my word.
1:26:13
She came in yesterday
and showed it to me.
1:26:15
It was a terrific cock.
One of the biggest I ever saw.
1:26:18
Wait a minute. Is that phone for me?
Well, I'm recording. I can't talk.
1:26:22
Yeah, who's this? I can't talk.
I'm on television. Wait, stop rolling.
1:26:28
Yeah, what is it?
Who? Joyce Haber?
1:26:31
I remember her. That was 20 years ago.
She died. I can't come to the funeral.
1:26:36
Why am I going to her funeral?
I'm sorry. I'm too busy.
1:26:39
Send her something.
1:26:43
I don't know. Whatever she eats.
Candy, whatever.
1:26:46
Oh, she's dead now. Well, if she's dead,
then what do you want me to see her for?
1:26:52
Just get it done immediately.
I gotta go. Thanks.
1:26:55
What? I'm sorry, I gotta talk...
My wife. Yes, Sue.
1:27:00
My wife is Ms. Mengers, one of the top
agents in the town 20 years ago.
1:27:04
Today, the business is terrible. She's in Las
Vegas. She's a croupier there at the Dunes.
1:27:10
At night she doubles as a dune.
She's a dune.
1:27:13
If you ever go see her, you'll say,
"There's Sue Mengers."
1:27:16
She's a good dune, though.
The best dune I ever fucked. Wait a minute.
1:27:22
I'm sorry, Sue. No, I can't. Because I have
to go back in my closet and clean it.
1:27:26
I haven't cleaned it in a long time.
They put me in a closet.
1:27:29
I don't know why.
They said I'd understand.
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But I'm coming out
of the closet very soon.
1:27:34
Yeah, Sue. The delivery was fine.
Yeah, it hurt a little.
1:27:37
Yeah, but it was wonderful.
They shaved me. Yeah.
1:27:42
I don't know. I can't talk. No,
I have to get off. I gotta see dailies.
1:27:46
I wanna see dailies of my delivery.
I wanna see myself giving birth.
1:27:51
They got a big close-up of my cunt.
It's terrific. All right, I'll see you. Take care.
1:27:56
By the way, I want to thank you very much
for listening. And I wanna say that I wish...