:12:03
...in a dress.
With makeup?
:12:07
And fake rubber breasts.
Rubber breasts!
:12:12
My brother...
:12:14
...come on over here and sit down.
:12:17
A high school...
:12:19
...is a lot like prison.
:12:21
Bad food, high fences.
:12:24
The sex you want, you ain't getting.
The sex you getting...
:12:28
...you don't want.
:12:30
I seen terrible things.
:12:33
Yesterday, an 80-year-old
librarian broke my penis.
:12:39
You win.
:12:42
How did you change things?
:12:44
I got myself thrown out of the last
prison and I started fresh here.
:12:48
That worked?
:12:50
Watch this.
:12:57
Wow!
:12:59
Thas what I gotta do.
Switch prisons and start over.
:13:03
You gotta tell me what you
did to get kicked out.
:13:06
The first thing I did...
:13:09
...is broke all the rules.
:13:11
I can break all the rules.
:13:13
Then I started acting crazy.
Yeah! I can act all crazy.
:13:19
I grabbed a broken mop handle and
snapped it across the warden's butt.
:13:28
I don't have to do this alone.
Les all get expelled together.
:13:33
Thas okay. You can go.
What about you, Glen?
:13:36
No, I talk big, but I'm
not as tough as I look.
:13:39
Okay, here we go.
:13:43
What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison?
:13:45
You know, you're right.
What am I thinking?
:13:52
Everybody, the answer
to number 23 is Guam.
:13:56
Thanks, Broke-wood.
Mr. Luberoff?
:13:59
Plenty more where this came
from at finals time.