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You know, not many people knew it...
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...but the Führer was a terrific dancer.
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Really? I never dreamed that--
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That is because that you were taken in...
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...by that "verdammte" Allied propaganda!
:38:34
Such filthy lies! They told lies!
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But nobody ever said a bad word
about Winston Churchill, did they?
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No! "Win with Winnie!"
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Churchill!
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With his cigars. With his brandy.
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And his rotten painting, rotten!
Hitler, there was a painter.
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He could paint an entire apartment
in one afternoon! Two coats!
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Churchill. He couldn't even say "Nazi."
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He would say, "Noses. Noses."
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It wasn't Noses!
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It was Nazis!
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Churchill!
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- Exactly why--
- Let me tell you this!
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And you're hearing this straight from the horse!
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Hitler was better looking than Churchill.
He was a better dresser than Churchill.
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He had more hair! He told funnier jokes!
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And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!
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- Exactly why--
- Churchill!
:39:52
Yes. Churchill!
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That's exactly why we want to produce this play...