:06:01
Officer, we're in a hurry!
:06:04
Silence!
:06:07
How dare you clowns to fight in
public area.
:06:11
Officer, we are friends."
:06:13
We were not fighting.
:06:16
Don't you know the law states that...
:06:17
Any gathering over 3 persons is
illegal.
:06:19
Possession of any weapon over 1 kg
is an offense.
:06:22
Officer, this knife is for pedicure,
it weighs 0.8 kg.
:06:26
0.8 kg?
:06:27
Let's see.
:06:30
0.8 kg, huh?
:06:31
You're shorter than 1.8 m, how
can you weight over 300 kg?
:06:34
Search him!
:06:45
Why are you carrying a pipa?
:06:47
My life could be dangerous sometimes,
:06:49
With a pipa at hand I can sing...
:06:51
To relax myself.
:06:53
Bullshit!
:06:54
I shall charge you speeding too.
:06:56
Speeding? When?
:06:58
Here!
:07:00
As our high-tech speed detector
indicates...
:07:03
Your facial expression...
:07:05
Has exceeded 1 20 kph.
:07:08
The machine works that fast?
:07:12
You dare to underestimate the machine?
:07:17
Give it to me!
:07:21
The wonder of this high-tech machine...
:07:24
Is that it conceals a high-speed
technician.
:07:27
Now you know!
:07:30
The better is yet to come.
:07:32
This one shows you picking your nose
while riding.
:07:37
This one shows while your waiting
for the enemy...
:07:40
You scratched your ass.
:07:42
Your bathing.
:07:43
But this is a woman.
:07:45
Oops.
:07:46
My mistake.
:07:47
It's a souvenir from Miss Spring
of the Spring Flower Brothel.
:07:49
Anyway, you're done for. Li Yilong!
:07:53
Hey, you recognize me in this makeup?
:07:55
Of course I can!
:07:57
You are the son of the Golden Chef
of Meilong.
:07:59
How on earth could you know that?