:14:00
And I'd ask you, where would I sit?
:14:06
You can sit here.
:14:08
I think it's much too soon
for that, don't you?
:14:12
Goodbye, Jones.
:14:21
-Hello?
-Hello, Blanche. Guess who.
:14:23
Lovely, my only begotten son.
:14:27
They kicked you
out of school already?
:14:29
I wasn't expecting this call
for at least a month.
:14:31
Relax, Blanche, you'll spill your drink.
:14:34
I'm calling with good news.
:14:37
I'm calling from
my very own phone...
:14:39
...from the comfort
of my Very own apartment.
:14:42
Your what? Have you lost
your mind, Jones?
:14:47
If there's anyone in this world who
cannot take care of himself, it is you.
:14:51
-Do you hear me?
-No, you're right.
:14:53
In fact, I've been interviewing
help all week.
:14:56
I'm leaning towards
this beautiful Asian girl.
:14:59
-Cantonese.
-Cantonese, I mean.
:15:02
She's expert in ancient
massage techniques.
:15:05
See there? I knew it.
:15:06
All those prep schools turned you
into a little sex monster, didn't they?
:15:10
-I called to ask you something.
-Oh, God, here we go.
:15:14
I'm going to need a copy
of my birth certificate for school.
:15:17
Yeah, I bet. Well, have the school
get in touch with me, then.
:15:21
-I have a right, Blanche.
-For chrissakes, Jones...
:15:23
...couldn't we have a conversation...
:15:25
...where you didn't dredge up
all the footnotes of your ancestry?
:15:29
What if I called your father a footnote?
:15:30
Just don't call him
a manipulative son of a bitch.
:15:33
I'd hate for us to agree
on something.
:15:35
I think my own father would like
to know where I am, what I'm doing.
:15:40
It's late. You probably haVe
school tomorrow. Jones?
:15:44
Don't you dare-- Jones?
Well, son of a--
:15:47
Bitch.
:15:52
I have done something
to make you angry?
:15:55
No, not you.