:22:01
"Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"?
:22:02
Like, "Hi, y'all
want to be white?"
:22:04
High, like the white man
wants to keep us? Huh?
:22:08
You don't smell
no weed on me, did you?
:22:10
Hey, brother, can I get a list...
:22:12
of the words
that trigger these fits?
:22:14
Man, you really need to relax.
:22:16
Go see a movie.
- A movie?
:22:17
A movie. Come on, man!
:22:19
So I can fall in love
with some cute black man...
:22:21
that teaches white people everything
they know about the shrimp industry...
:22:24
before they kill him
30 minutes into the movie?
:22:25
"Hey, why don't you walk down
that tunnel, black man?
:22:28
Hey, black man,
turn on the generator.
:22:31
This dinosaur is out there.
Hey, black man, look out.
:22:33
He's got a gun!"
:22:35
Oh! I'm hit!
:22:37
But my vest caught it, bitch!
:22:39
Yes, I'm alive!
:22:40
I told you to keep your finger
off the trigger of that thing!
:22:44
I'm cool, everybody.
:22:45
Undercover Brother, please.
- Go on back to work.
:22:47
Sorry about all that.
- I shit on myself!
:22:49
I have a couple of things for you.
:22:50
Here are your shoes. I took the
liberty of making a few modifications.
:22:55
And now, am I correct in assuming
that the Cadillac...
:22:58
that was double-parked in
the parking lot belongs to you?
:23:00
Smart Brother,
that is not just a Caddy.
:23:03
That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
:23:05
Y'all don't give a shit about me!
I need a sponge bath.
:23:09
That's an orange soda dispenser.
:23:11
And a crossover amp
and subwoofer for your eight-track.
:23:14
Ah, man. Smart Brother,
you's a bad mother...
:23:16
Shut your mouth!
:23:19
Enjoy, huh?
:23:21
All right.
:23:22
Big car, big hair, big necklace.
:23:25
Someone is clearly overcompensating.
:23:28
First of all, you forgot about
my big, black, fuzzy balls.
:23:37
And secondly,
this is not a necklace,...
:23:39
it's a medallion
given to me by my father...
:23:41
so I never forget who I am
or what I stand for.
:23:43
I don't need no gold.
Don't need no jewels.
:23:45
The medallion keeps me cool.
You dig?
:23:48
Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in.
:23:54
What it is, Chief?
:23:56
We've just discovered that
the General is playing golf...
:23:58
with some of Multinational's
head honchos.
:23:59
Now, you get yo ass down there
and see what you can find out!