:30:02
You trying to kill me?
- If you're going to pass in white America,...
:30:05
you are going to have
to learn to like mayonnaise!
:30:08
No!
Listen...
:30:09
if you're ever forced
to eat this mayonnaise,...
:30:12
simply press the button
on this side of the watch.
:30:14
It delivers a rather liberal
spritzing of hot sauce.
:30:17
One blast should be enough
to make Caucasian food edible.
:30:20
Well, it works on grits.
:30:24
Now, since time
is of the essence,...
:30:26
I developed a device
that allows you...
:30:28
to absorb the whole
of white culture...
:30:30
in mere seconds
using subliminal imagery.
:30:33
I call it... Caucasiavision.
:30:37
Hey, I feel like George Clinton.
:30:42
Turn it on.
:30:54
No!
:30:59
Make it stop!
Make it stop!
:31:04
Don't you give up on me!
:31:06
I see white people.
It's too much!
:31:09
Too much!
Caucasian overload!
:31:11
Caucasian overload.
Breathe.
:31:12
Caucasian overload!
Breathe.
:31:15
Breathe. Breathe.
:31:19
That's too much white
for one brother to take.
:31:22
You did good.
:31:23
We need to make sure
the process worked,...
:31:25
so I called in an expert
on white culture.
:31:42
"In season three of 'Friends',...
:31:46
what object of Julia's did
Ross see on his bedside table...
:31:50
the night he kissed Rachel?"
:31:59
Her saline solution.