:11:06
How bad do you wanna be...
:11:10
a Delta?
:11:11
Would you walk on broken glass?
:11:13
Let the shards tear
into your Achilles tendon...
:11:17
causing acute achondroplasia...
:11:19
which could lead to non-congenital
dwarfism as you got older?
:11:23
Ease up on the medical terms.
Just keep it simple and terrifying.
:11:26
Gordon, there are very few things more
terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism.
:11:30
Hey, Richard.
Ready to study?
:11:34
Gwenny, I said 9:30.
It's 9:20.
:11:37
I'm in the middle
of an 80-year tradition here.
:11:42
I will be up when I'm done with
my presidential responsibilities.
:11:45
Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.
:11:49
Who's my alabaster princess?
:11:52
You are. You are.
:11:58
Relax, guys.
They're just Doritos.
:12:02
Listen to me,
you little fuck stains!
:12:04
When I count to three, you will jump
or be banished from this house forever!
:12:08
One, two--
:12:15
Fuck!
:12:38
Excuse me.
Where can I find Van Wilder?
:12:42
In the Guiness Book
of World-fucking-Records, man...
:12:45
under "Raddest fucking dude alive"!
:12:47
Okay. Thanks.
:12:49
In any one of these three rooms,
Gramps.