Van Wilder
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- Damn well should.
- Amen.

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This month marks
our 75th anniversary.

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I am here to ask you to aid us
in throwing a party...

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a party we can be proud of...
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a party people will
actually show up to.

:23:16
Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I
have a bamboo oar stuck up my Ganges.

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It's very scary stuff.
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I just don't have the time.
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How much is your time worth?
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Panes reminded me that I had one...
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very valuable skill
I'd yet to tap--

:23:33
my undeniable ability
to throw one hell of a party.

:23:42
I was hanging on by a thread,
but I was still making tuition.

:23:48
The strawberry! Eat the strawberry!
It's worth 250!

:23:51
- Don't you think I know that?
- You treat me like a child.

:23:54
I don't like the way you
condescend me.

:23:56
- Don't do that!
- Frankly, you're juvenile.

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Guys.
:24:00
I know Ms. Pac Man's special.
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She's fun. She's cute.
She swallows.

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But we gotta talk, guys.
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Huddle up. Come on.
Team meeting here.

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Cowboy. All right.
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I look at you guys,
and you know what I see?

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A collective GPA of 52,000?
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Yeah! No!
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I see a bunch of party animals...
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crouched in attack position,
ready to strike.

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Am I right?
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No one even knows we're here.
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Au contraire, mon frères.
Girls!

:24:33
I'd like you to meet
Sherri and Terri.

:24:36
Two girls utterly infatuated...
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with men who have
larger than normal...

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medulla oblongatas.
:24:49
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you.
It's Friday night. Get out of here.

:24:53
I know. I'm just doing some final
revisions to this piece on euthanasia.

:24:56
Oh, I read that.
Made me want to kill myself.

:24:59
I'm kidding.

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