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:28:00
Wait till you try the pina coladas.
:28:12
Tell me something.
:28:15
Can you eat lentils during Lent?
:28:19
Sure, I don't see why not.
:28:21
You can't eat meat on certain days...
:28:23
but lentils should be acceptable anytime.
:28:29
Do you think there's any connection
between lentils and Lent?

:28:32
I don't think so. But I'll ask Sister Mary Fred
at church on Sunday.

:28:37
Sister Mary Fred, huh?
:28:41
Is she cute? She sounds kind of mannish,
but who the hell am I to be picky?

:28:46
You're funny. She's a nun.
:28:49
So what? Maybe she became a nun
because she couldn't get a guy.

:28:54
She became a nun
because she had a higher calling.

:28:59
Higher calling? What a crock of shit.
:29:02
I don't even know why you
bother praying anyway.

:29:05
I enjoy the ritual,
and I'm a very spiritual person.

:29:09
You know, you should try
believing in something bigger than yourself.

:29:13
It might cheer you up.
:29:19
What, do I seem depressed?
:29:40
Cut!
:29:42
That was great, guys.
The bakery scene's next.

:29:45
The bakery scene's next?
I didn't know of a bakery scene.

:29:48
Did you ever hear of a bakery scene?
:29:52
Bakery is my scene, but not in that way.
:29:55
Forget the bakery, let's eat some jelly beans.
:29:59
I think one might be lime.
One might be mint.


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