American Splendor
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1:03:01
That's right.
1:03:02
- You know this guy?
- I'm beginning to wonder.

1:03:04
You could probably get by on
what you make selling your work.

1:03:08
Because people want you to write more,
and you're publishing this anthology.

1:03:11
Who? What people?
What are you talking about?

1:03:14
- Where the hell do you get that stuff?
- I know that you...

1:03:21
You know, that...
1:03:22
I'm no show-biz phony. I'm telling the truth.
Go on, man.

1:03:26
You can't...
1:03:27
- At least he's keeping up with Letterman.
- Pandering is more like it.

1:03:30
You mean to tell me that other people
haven't contacted you for writing literary...

1:03:39
- I mean...
- You could making a living as a writer.

1:03:41
What are you trying to do over there?
1:03:44
I'm trying to get some news.
There's a big story about to break...

1:03:47
about the US selling arms to Iran
and the Contras.

1:03:52
- Just relax.
- Don't worry about it.

1:03:54
Finally, something good. Watch this.
1:03:57
- I got a job.
- I know you've got a job. I've got a job.

1:04:00
- We're both very lucky. We both have jobs.
- Then what's the matter?

1:04:04
- Joke, man.
- We gotta go.

1:04:07
Harvey, I like you. I'm on your side.
I enjoy the comic books.

1:04:10
- Quickly, tell us about the little doll.
- My wife made it.

1:04:17
- Am I giving you a hard time?
- No.

1:04:19
- Am I making you nervous?
- No.

1:04:20
We have to go now.
I wanted to mention these are for sale.

1:04:23
- They're made out of your old clothing.
- Right.

1:04:25
- What do these go for?
- $34.

1:04:31
- $34 for this?
- What are you, cheaper than me?

1:04:34
- Would you pay $34 for that?
- No, but I'm not asking it. My wife is.

1:04:42
Such brilliant repartee.
1:04:47
Shit.
1:04:52
So, what do you think?
1:04:57
Megalomaniac.

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