Anger Management
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:09:02
-Good to see you again.
-Good to see you too.

:09:05
That was a crazy flight.
:09:06
They actually sentenced me
to anger management for that.

:09:10
Really?
:09:11
Wow.
:09:13
This is incredible.
You could sign this for me...

:09:15
...and tell them I don't have
an anger problem if you want.

:09:20
I can't just sign your papers.
:09:23
I didn't do anything wrong.
You know that.

:09:26
All right.
:09:28
How's this?
:09:30
Just hang for one session...
:09:32
...so I can at least say
I gave you a proper analysis.

:09:35
-Then I'll sign your papers.
-Okay.

:09:40
-shall we?
-Oh, yes. Yes.

:09:42
so my boss, he was talking to me
about how many sick days I've taken.

:09:43
so my boss, he was talking to me
about how many sick days I've taken.

:09:46
And I was like, you know,
"Don't go there."

:09:49
But he kept on about wanting to see
a doctor's note or something.

:09:52
And I said, "Look, I'm seriously
serious. You don't want to go there."

:09:56
But he kept talking and talking,
being such a nag...

:10:00
...and then I just blacked out.
:10:02
I blacked out.
:10:03
And when I woke up, I was standing
over him and I was screaming:

:10:07
"l told you not to go there!
I told you not to go there!"

:10:13
How do you feel you
handled that situation?

:10:17
Not as well as I could've.
:10:18
Remember, Lou, temper's the one
thing you can't get rid of by losing it.

:10:26
Now, Fury Fighters, let's say hello
to someone...

:10:29
...who's joining our quest to get
the anger monkeys off our backs:

:10:33
-Dave.
-Hi, Dave.

:10:35
Hi.
:10:37
Good news, I fed my anger monkey
a banana this morning...

:10:41
...and he's feeling much better.
:10:45
More good news, you won't have to
listen to those lame jokes...

:10:48
...because I'm only here
for one session.

:10:50
Dave assaulted a female
flight attendant in midair.

:10:55
-Nice.
-I bet you beat her good.

:10:58
I didn't beat anybody.
I touched a woman.


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