:11:02
Liar. Bullshitter.
You're a woman beater.
:11:04
You can't admit it because you're
a piece of garbage.
:11:07
I don't know about all that,
but now I understand why you're here.
:11:12
I'm here because I was verbally
attacked by my neighbor.
:11:15
And I took a dump on his porch.
:11:18
I guess you're better than me.
That's why you can't cop to your rage.
:11:21
You're superior. He's superior.
:11:23
-Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck.
-You're not ready. Hear what he said?
:11:27
Let's introduce Dave
to some of the rest of us.
:11:29
Girls, why don't you tell Dave
what brought you here.
:11:32
I'm sure he'd love to listen
to what you guys have to say.
:11:36
We always do.
:11:39
-Come on, Dave. Join us.
-Okay.
:11:44
Okay. Well, we're
in the adult film industry.
:11:47
And we're lovers.
:11:48
One day, Gina was having sex
with this Filipino guy Melo...
:11:51
-...which was cool, it was in the script.
-sure.
:11:54
And then I asked Melo
back to the house with us...
:11:57
...which is cool, because,
well, we like a little variety.
:12:00
Variety's good.
:12:03
so anyway, in the middle
of our session...
:12:05
...I look up and I see Gina
kissing Melo on the mouth...
:12:08
...which is not cool because it
violates our threesome code of ethics.
:12:11
-stacy bit my toe off.
-Then Melo freaks out...
:12:14
-...and calls me a crazy skank.
-Nobody talks to my bitch that way.
:12:17
-so I stapled his lips shut.
-Here we are.
:12:21
Well, we've all been there.
:12:25
-I like him.
-Yeah, he's funny.
:12:28
Not as funny as you.
:12:32
I like that.
:12:35
-All right, girls.
-Let it go. Let it go a little bit longer.
:12:39
Walk it off.
:12:42
Nate. Didn't we decide that you
shouldn't listen to the ball game?
:12:46
Don't worry, Dr. B, it's just a regular
season game. Not important.
:12:50
He missed the lay-up!
:12:52
see? Iverson just missed a lay-up
at the buzzer, sixers lose.
:12:55
Who gives a crap, huh?
:12:57
I mean, it's just a silly game, anyways.