Anger Management
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-Hello.
-Hey. Good to see you.

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-What's your name, baby?
-Melvin.

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His name is David. Don't dissemble.
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I'm not dissembling.
That's my Hebrew name.

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I'm Galaxia. That's my German name.
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Great.
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Where are you from originally,
Hebrew Melvin?

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Brooklyn.
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What part of Germany
do you hail from?

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I'm from a little Bavarian village
called Lickin Zee Dickin.

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Care to visit?
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Actually, I like to spend
most of my time...

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...in Girls Without Wieners-ville.
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I'm more comfortable there.
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He's just not used to male intimacy.
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Well, that's okay, because I'm a lady.
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Oops, no, I'm not.
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Whoa! There it is.
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I feel like dancing. Dancing.
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Oh, my God.
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What does this have to do
with anger management?

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-Oh, are you an angry boy?
-No.

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Do you need some discipline?
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No, thank you very--
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Oh! Hey! Hey, watch that shit!
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Listen, ladies! Gentleman! Lentleman!
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I'm not having sex with a she-male!
Relax!

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Galaxia, you may
get out of the car now.

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Your services are no longer required.
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You know what?
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You guys are freaks.
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Give me the tape recorder.
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Come on.
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Patient number 1 35, David Buznik...
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...has learned the difference between
unhealthy anger and righteous anger.

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Thus he has advanced
to the second level of my program.

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Great. Can I go throw up now?
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I'm a lady. Oops, no, I'm not.

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