:59:00
-Why'd you ditch me?
-What are you talking about?
:59:03
You gave me the signal.
:59:05
I didn't give you the signal to leave.
:59:07
I gave you the signal to say your
gross pickup line actually worked.
:59:11
Well, of course it did.
:59:13
so did Little Davey need
some anger management?
:59:16
-That chick was killer.
-serial killer.
:59:19
she tried to chocolate me to death.
:59:21
Anyways, I don't cheat on Linda.
:59:24
-speaking of Linda, she called earlier.
-Oh, yeah?
:59:28
she seemed a little bit
bent out of shape.
:59:31
-About what?
-Your being out with another woman.
:59:35
-How would she know that?
-I told her.
:59:38
-What else could I do?
-What else could you do?
:59:40
You could've told her something else.
I was at the bank. I was at the store.
:59:45
I ate bad guacamole
and I couldn't stop shitting!
:59:48
Any of those would have been fine!
:59:50
Well, I'm sorry, Dave, but I don't lie
for my patients.
:59:53
You want to leave your friend and
run off and chase some hot babe...
:59:56
...you can't expect me to cover for you.
:59:58
I did what you told me to do,
you sick, demented man.
1:00:04
What are you laughing at?
1:00:07
What's so funny?
1:00:10
Kendra is an ex-patient of mine,
an actress. Pretty good one too.
1:00:15
I arranged for her to be in the bar
and for you to pick her up.
1:00:23
You were messing with me?
1:00:24
Yeah. You know, just a joke
between friends...
1:00:27
...Iike the one you pulled on me
about my dying mother.
1:00:30
I told you I'd get you back for that.
1:00:34
All right.
1:00:38
so you really didn't talk to Linda.
1:00:40
Of course I did.
That's what made it so funny.
1:00:46
Where's your phone?
1:00:48
she's not home, Dave.
she went out with her pal Andrea.
1:00:52
she doesn't know any Andreas.
You mean Andrew?
1:00:55
Yeah, that's it.
Andrew, the testicle with legs.