1:04:00
For Pete's sake, this is the monk
that twisted your tits!
1:04:03
Confront him or you're going to prison!
1:04:06
All right. All right. All right.
1:04:13
Anyways, what I wanted to say to you
was...
1:04:17
...when we were kids, you kind of
bullied me around a little bit...
1:04:21
...and I never really did anything
to deserve that kind of treatment.
1:04:25
Of course not. I was a real cretin then.
1:04:28
I did a lot of horrible things as a kid.
1:04:31
I pushed you around.
I called you nasty names.
1:04:34
You pulled my gym shorts down
in front of sara Plowman.
1:04:38
That actually was pretty funny.
1:04:41
Jeez, I don't think that it was.
1:04:43
Now, come, David.
Humor is the spice of life.
1:04:47
The look on your face was priceless.
1:04:49
"Oh! sara saw my pee-pee!"
1:04:52
so Pena likes the spicy humor.
1:04:55
Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper
you told me about the great Buddha.
1:04:59
What did you say about Buddha?
1:05:01
Dave said, "How does a guy
who weighs over 600 pounds...
1:05:05
...have the balls to teach people
about self-discipline?"
1:05:09
Let's not make fun of my God, here.
1:05:11
You know what else Dave finds
particularly piquant?
1:05:14
Recalling your nut-job sister
struggling with her underpants...
1:05:18
...in a straitjacket.
1:05:19
You think that's funny?
1:05:20
Dave used to con her
into getting naked...
1:05:23
...by saying that her clothes
had ghosts in them.
1:05:25
That never happened.
1:05:27
Then he'd pull out his winkie
and tell her...
1:05:29
...it was a strawberry ice-cream cone.
1:05:33
Is that what you've come here
to tell me?
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Did you expose yourself...
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...to my sister?
1:05:41
-And don't shove me again.
-It's shower-room humiliation again.
1:05:46
He's giving you a wet willie and
making you chew on his jockstrap...
1:05:49
...and fart blossom and all this.
1:05:52
Answer me, Buznik!
Did you get it on with my sister?
1:05:58
Over and over again.