1:17:03
Incidentally, nice move
bringing the girls.
1:17:06
Very strong. Come on.
1:17:09
I'll see you at home
in a half-hour, keed.
1:17:14
That's 25 dollars, pal.
1:17:17
We don't....
1:17:51
Where were you? It's 1 :00.
1:17:53
When you hear what happened, you'll
bow down and worship me like a god.
1:17:57
-Better be good. Give it to me.
-Okay.
1:17:59
After dinner, she insisted we go home.
so we hop on the bus--
1:18:03
The bus? You took the bus?
What happened to your car?
1:18:05
I was way too smashed to drive.
1:18:07
I told her I didn't want to waste money
on a cab. That did not go down well.
1:18:13
Okay. I like that.
1:18:15
so we get to her house...
1:18:17
...we have some kind of a weird
argument...
1:18:20
...about the number of syllables
in a haiku.
1:18:23
Poetry garbage.
1:18:25
she said it was getting late,
we kissed and I headed on home.
1:18:29
Now, you say you kissed?
1:18:32
It was nothing. Little five-second kiss.
That's all.
1:18:35
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
1:18:36
You're having this horrible evening.
1:18:39
-How do you end up kissing, again?
-I wish I knew, keed.
1:18:43
We were both pretty geezed up.
1:18:45
One second we're fighting,
and the next second we're laughing...
1:18:49
...and then just a quick
1 0-second kiss.
1:18:52
I thought that you said five seconds.
1:18:54
First it was a five-second one...
1:18:56
...and then a little break because
my beard gave her a tickle.
1:18:59
she's cute.
And then a 1 0-second Frencher.