:54:01
...that's a real problem for me.
:54:03
- I just figured I could talk to you.
- Yeah. No, no.
:54:05
We're... We partners, but we are
partners with boundaries.
:54:10
We got a new rule.
:54:12
From now on you can't say
the word "flaccid" to me.
:54:16
He's a mean fuck.
:54:18
Look here.
This is our little boundary box.
:54:20
So we gonna take the word
"flaccid"...
:54:22
...and we're gonna put it in there
with my mom's titties...
:54:25
...with your erection problems,
and we're gonna close this box...
:54:28
...and we're gonna throw
this bitch in the ocean.
:54:31
And the only way that you can
get to this box...
:54:34
...is you got to be motherfucking
Jacques Cousteau.
:54:37
We cool?
:54:45
Oh, shit.
:54:48
We gotta go.
:54:50
In front of my babies you got porno
and homo shows up in here?
:54:53
What kind of freak-ass store is this?
:54:56
And you two motherfuckers
need Jesus.
:54:59
Cover your ears, baby.
:55:02
Palm Mortuary, owned by an offshore
holding company...
:55:04
...which, after 1 7 layers of bullshit...
:55:06
...turns out to be registered
to Donna Maria Tapia...
:55:10
...mother of Hector Juan Carlos Tapia,
who calls himself Johnny.
:55:13
Johnny Tapia. Shit.
:55:15
Every time the PD goes after him...
:55:18
...he sues for wrongful arrest.
And, oh, does he win.
:55:21
Last year he was awarded $9 million.
:55:24
And got a dozen dumb-ass officers
like you fired.
:55:27
Well, he hasn't run across us yet.
:55:29
We'd love to hear what's going on
in that house.
:55:31
Use your computer brain
and tap the phone.
:55:36
Well, that happens to be
highly illegal without a judge.
:55:41
We were thinking of something more
along the lines of a training operation.
:55:45
No, I can't do that.
:55:47
- Get you tickets to the Heat game.
- I need floor seats.
:55:49
With thick-ass glasses
you don't need floor seats.
:55:52
He can see the game
from the parking lot.
:55:54
- I can't work under these conditions.
- Floor seats to the Heat. You got it.
:55:58
- Lakers.
- Yes, Lakers.