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:16:01
Willie, it's Marcus.
It's that time of year again.

:16:04
Pack your shit.
Phoenix.

:16:07
Oh, the weather outside
is frightful

:16:11
But the fire
is so delightful

:16:15
And since we've no place
to go

:16:18
Let it snow, let it snow,
let it snow

:16:21
Man, it doesn't show signs
of stopping

:16:25
And I brought me some corn
for popping

:16:29
The lights are turned
way down low

:16:32
Let it snow, let it snow
:16:43
Jesus Christ!
:16:45
Can you maybe keep it together
for just 10 minutes?

:16:55
Harrison, just let me explain,
please. Financially --

:16:58
Well, you get what you paid for,
Chipeska.

:17:00
Five Christmases I've been here.
:17:02
You flip me for some stranger
who'll do it for peanuts

:17:04
and who happens to work
with a real midget.

:17:06
Nobody cares.
Nobody comes here for the elf.

:17:09
Santa's the attraction.
:17:10
I do Burl lves songs.
:17:11
Does this schmo
even play guitar?

:17:13
Look, Harrison, it's not about
the money or the midget.

:17:17
Believe me, if it was, I --
:17:19
I don't think they like
"midget."

:17:20
I think you're supposed to
call them...

:17:22
Oh, just forget it.
:17:26
Hacks!
:17:28
Hi.
:17:29
Bob Chipeska.
Welcome.

:17:32
Great photo and résumé,
by the way.

:17:34
Thanks.
:17:35
We've been at this
a long time and all.

:17:37
We'd like to think we do
a good job.

:17:39
I'm so glad you guys could
come in on such short notice.

:17:41
I must say,
your look is just sensational.

:17:44
Thanks.
:17:45
We've been at this for years.
You got nothing to worry about.

:17:48
You two are the best men
for this job, truly.

:17:51
So don't let his unpleasantness
affect your performance.

:17:54
-Oh, no. We're fine.
-Performance?

:17:56
Yes. Uh, your performance.
You know, the, um...

:17:59
Performance, like sexual?

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