:22:06
You're next.
:22:08
Next.
:22:10
I said next, God damn it.
This is not the DMV, all right?
:22:13
Move it along.
:22:17
What's your name?
You can tell me.
:22:22
I know.
How about Santa?
:22:24
If you don't tell him,
you won't get a present.
:22:28
That's right.
:22:29
Come on and tell Santa
all about it.
:22:35
What do you want?
:22:39
Well, come on.
What do you want?
:22:40
A snot-rag?
:22:45
Great.
Another fucking Mongoloid.
:22:47
Marcus, get this kid off me
before he pisses on me.
:22:51
Don't fuck with my beard.
:22:52
It's not real.
:22:54
No shit.
:22:56
Well, it was real.
:22:57
But, you see, I got sick
and all the hair fell out.
:23:00
How did you get sick?
:23:03
I loved a woman
who wasn't clean.
:23:05
Mrs. Santa?
:23:06
No.
It was her sister.
:23:07
What's it like
at the North Pole?
:23:09
Like the suburbs.
:23:11
Which one?
:23:13
Apache Junction.
:23:15
What the fuck do you care?
Now, get off my lap.
:23:17
You sit there
like a fucking retard.
:23:20
You are really Santa, right?
:23:22
No.
I'm an accountant.
:23:23
I wear this fucking thing as
a fashion statement, all right?
:23:27
Okay.
:23:28
Get this kid out of here.
He's freaking me out.
:23:37
I got to get a drink on.
I'll see you tomorrow.
:23:40
Just don't come into work
stinking of booze again.
:23:43
Yeah.
Why don't you get going?
:23:44
You'll be late for your
"Wizard of Oz" Candy Bar Guild.
:23:47
Lollipop Guild, you asshole.
Jesus!
:23:50
Two-year-olds flip me shit
better than you.
:23:52
You saying something to me?
:23:54
Yeah. I'm gonna stick
my whole fist up your ass.