Bad Santa
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:25:00
Yeah.
:25:04
So, what do you do, you know...
:25:07
After the holidays, I mean.
:25:08
Well, nothing till March,
and then I'm the Easter Bunny.

:25:16
Oh. Another?
:25:17
Yeah. Why not?
:25:22
Merry Christmas.
:25:28
Not a big talker.
:25:30
No, not really.
:25:34
-Buy you one?
-Why not?

:25:42
Happy New Year.
:25:46
You're pretty regular
for a Santa.

:25:49
It's not that big
a fucking deal.

:25:51
It's just a job,
you know what I mean?

:25:53
I'm an eating, drinking,
shitting, fucking Santy Claus.

:25:59
Prove it.
:26:03
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.

:26:05
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.

:26:08
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa!

:26:10
Can't I at least take
this hat off?

:26:11
No. I love the hat.
:26:13
Okay.
:26:15
Whoo!
:26:22
I've always had a thing
for Santa Claus.

:26:26
In case you didn't notice.
:26:28
It's like some deep-seated
childhood thing.

:26:31
So is my thing for tits.
:26:33
Yeah.
It is like that, though.

:26:35
From when you're a kid.
:26:37
'Cause my dad was Jewish,
and we didn't have Christmas.

:26:39
So it was like
this forbidden thing.

:26:47
So...
:26:51
I like you.
:26:54
Don't mothball that suit.

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